*Guy walks by and spits on Zack, while All Time Low were playing Dear Maria*
Alex: Yo, Dude? Did you just spit on Zack? Hang on, hang on…
*The band stops playing*
Alex: Yo, the dude that just fucking walked by and spat on Zack right
there, who ever the fuck you are and wherever you are, I dare you to come back. You fucking scumbag.
Jack: Hey! Let’s cut his fucking balls off!
Alex: If I’d realized what happened a little bit sooner I would’ve been down
there but fuck you dude, get out of here! Cocksucker!
Alex: We’re here to have a good time people, not to be assholes!
Jack: Chant cocksucker!
Alex: Yeah, let’s do it. Let’s get a cocksucker chant going.
**Crowd chants cocksucker**
Zack: I love you guys.
Alex: Yeah dude, fuck that guy.